Your name is SARA ROSS. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ANYTHING HOMESTUCK RELATED. You like to play video games even though YOU NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for ANYTHING ONCE-LER RELATED, and are really upset because you know he will never exist. You also really like TEAM FORTRESS 2.
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
Repeat after me
AUTHORS ARE NOT THEIR CHARACTERS
AUTHORS DO NOT HAVE TO SHARE THE SAME OPINION OF THEIR CHARACTERS
AUTHORS ARE COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT OF THEIR CHARACTERS
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
“dad where did u get that mug”
“my worlds greatest dad mug? long story”
*dad looks out the window as he vividly remembers his bloody victory in the 100 dad cage match at dadfights.com*
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]